RT @daringfireball: iPhone and Android Customer Satisfaction: http://✪df.ws/fuc [#] 4:19am | via Twitter
Salesperson: "Also this Dyson vacuum comes with a 5yr warranty so you won't have to sit through my extended warranty pitch." Me: Sold. [#] 11:56pm | via Twitter
Cult Film Classic: The Big Lewbowski tonight at our place. Drop by sevenish [#] 6:12pm | via Twitter
Inbox, zero. Jeremy, one. [#] 8:14pm | via Twitter
Inception was... very good. [#] 11:06pm | via Twitter
iPhone 4 July 30 in Canada. Can't wait to get one in my death grip #finally [#] 6:03pm | via Twitter
Ha you're the only person I could think of to send that too. Also im not too bad. Teaching this weekend and off for most of the summer [#] 11:04pm | via Twitter
Blockbuster: bags behind the counter. Me: what if I don't trust you? BB: we're not going to steal. Me: neither am I... BB: please leave [#] 11:54pm | via Twitter